What I Wish They Taught in Nursing School!

So i have been nursing for little bit now, and there are a few things i wish they taught in Nsg School.

1. How to Suvrive Working Short! So this weekend at the longterm care facility i work, we were desperate short. I did my med pass on my own floor of 36 residents, i split a med pass on another floor, did a care or two, answered the ever present call bells, and finished the copious amounts of paper work that laid ahead of me. 3 days of that in 100 degree weather with a high high humidex! GROSS!
2. How to Read Minds! I push the final flush through one of 3 G-Tubes on my floor, resume the feed and begin tidying up after administering her many AM meds. As I turn from the bedside my client asks, "did you give me any dilaudid" its only given when asked for soooooYES! I knew you might be in pain, i knew you wanted dilaudid specifically, and i just happen to sign it out, and brought it! OR there is the man who screams "NUUURSE WHAT TOOK YOU SO LOONG" when you walk by his room and enter at his beconning motion. "took me so long?" i respond "YES! I wanted you, i need something" I inquire if he rang his bell, to which he replies "NO! BUT YOU SHOULDVE KNOW!!!"
3. Surviving POLITICS!!! She does care plans but he doesn't, he restocks the med cart but she never does. Shes mad at you b ut your the only one who doesn't know. Your not good enough becuase you have an associates degree, but he is shotty in his work at best.